You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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