Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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