Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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