I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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