what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Damn victory sex feels great
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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