Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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