If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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