I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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