You're completely useless in the revolution.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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