i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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