Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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