I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
