Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
