Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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