if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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