if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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