Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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