So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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