those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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