Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
high people should be assigned attendants
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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