And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I think I sprained my soul last night
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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