I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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