i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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