brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am puke
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
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And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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