elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
A+ Viking dick
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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