Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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