i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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