Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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