i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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