Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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