Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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