at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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