therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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