Banned from zoo.
Again?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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