Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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