jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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