hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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