Plan B is the new Plan A
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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