He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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