I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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