My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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