She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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