Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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