Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm both gender and math confused
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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