she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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