Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
