Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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