He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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