she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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