Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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