i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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