This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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