It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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